ARTY-FARTY!
On my way to those free breakfasts at HI, I passed by this wall just off the lobby, which is evidently someone’s ersatz tribute to Shredded Wheat! A Lucky Charms display might have livened the place up a bit more…“THIS USED TO BE A PLAYGROUND…”
CAN YOGI COME OUT AND PLAY?
WHERE’S THAT JOE BUCK?!?
Meantime, I’m still doing my A-Z by song title thing on my iPod (which I started in March!) and I’m up to the W’s, so it was perfect timing that it tracked through all the “Walking” songs (“Walking In L.A.”, “Walking On Sunshine”, “Walking Down Your Street”, “Walking To New Orleans”, etc.) as I hoofed it through the streets of The Hill. Synchronicity personified…
“I DON’T TRUST NOTHIN’ BUT THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER”
If you won’t come to this river, then by dingies, this river will come to YOU! With all the recent heavy rains upstream along the Mighty Mississip, it’s overflowing just a skosh along the St. Louis riverfront. It’s not an unusual occurrence for the road in front of the Gateway Arch to be under water, but the scary part for me is this ain’t nothing compared to 1993 when the water reached up to the steps leading to the Arch. I would’ve been completely submerged in the spot where I stood to snap this pic at the foot of the famed Eads Bridge. Meanwhile, as I took this photo, my ever-prescient iPod—with no assistance from me whatsoever—kicked in with Bob Dylan’s “Watching The River Flow.” I swear, friends, I’m NOT making that up!
YOU’LL FIND YOUR THRILL…
…or you’re bound to, anyway, at Blueberry Hill, a nifty bar/restaurant/nightclub in the Delmar Loop entertainment district in west central St. Louis, yet another St. Louis “Hill” I was blissfully unaware of until now. It’s worth the visit just for their food alone, but the coolest part of BH is all the music and pop culture memorabilia they have on display throughout the place, which literally takes up its entire city block. They have a little of everything—Beatles collectibles (stuffed dolls, lunch boxes, etc.), old-school Pez dispensers, “Simpsons”/“Scooby-Doo”/“Star Trek”/“Star Wars” figurines, sports stuff and a dandy tribute to St. Louis native Chuck Berry, who STILL performs there once a month. Joe Edwards, the dude who runs the place, apparently knows all the stars, as well, and several walls at Blueberry Hill are covered with photos he had taken with them, everyone from Tina Turner to Barack Obama to Stan “The Man” Musial to Motorhead!
Mr. Edwards also took a page out of the Hollywood playbook by founding the St. Louis Walk Of Fame, which Blueberry Hill resides along. Unlike the Hollywood WOF, which merely lists the name of the honoree, each sidewalk star in the St. Louie version is accompanied by a brief bio, as they honor numerous famous St. Louisans. In addition to entertainers, people from other realms like sports, local history, architecture, the arts and culture are included as well. This was also quite educational for me—for example, I wasn’t aware that actor Robert Duvall was from St. Louis until I saw his star on the Walk. But just as with the Hollywood WOF, I have issues with some of the more questionable inductees, Cedric The Entertainer?!? Riiiiiiight. And there’s something warped about placing the likes of Nelly right next to Scott Joplin, but beyond that, the STLWOF is quite boffo, and Kansas City needs one of these—it would slot in perfectly in the new Power & Light District.
EAST ST. LOUIS, TOODLE-EWWW!
East St. Louis, Illinois doesn’t get its bad reputation for nothing, as evidenced by this crumbling edifice—one good windstorm could probably knock this whole damn thing over. It would be an appropriate venue for G. Carlin's "St. Louis Home For The Totally Fucked". Apart from Gary, Indiana, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an uglier and more dilapidated shithole of a town than ESL, which I cruised through on board the Metrolink commuter train. Just for kicks, I rode the entire length of the route, which extends eastward way the fuck over into Illinois to its terminus at Scott Air Force Base near the town of Shiloh. You get to view a little of everything on Metrolink—suburbia, office parks, freeways, tunnels, major sports venues, downtown/riverfront splendor, storm sewers, ghettos and cornfields. Great way to get around the city, too—it hits many of the major attractions in St. Louis, or at least gets you within walking distance of them.
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Does anyone know the average number of beers announcer Mike Shannon goes through during a typical Cardinals game broadcast? I listened to parts of all three games this weekend with the Royals, and he sounded pretty incoherent most of the time…
I paid my first visit to Lumiere Place casino at Laclede’s Landing this weekend. For all the hype and hoopla about Lumiere, I was pretty unimpressed. Gaudy décor (for a casino, anyway), unattractive cocktail waitresses, bland-looking sports bar and an overpriced dinner buffet (which I passed on). Meh—I’ll stick with Harrah’s and Ameristar…
Why are there Gulf Oil logos on the outfield wall at Busch Stadium? There ain’t a Gulf station within three states of St. Louis, is there?
The mighty K-SHE 95 never fails to play some cool old song I’ve never heard before on their Sunday morning lost classics show whenever I’m in town. This time it was 10CC’s “Rubber Bullets” from 1973. I must take a few points off K-SHE, however, because of the 20-something chick DJ in the afternoon who was yapping about a new Jimi Hendrix DVD set that will feature his appearance on the “Dick Cavett Show” back in the day. Instead of ‘CAV-ut’, DJ chick pronounced Dick’s surname ‘Cuh-VETT’. Fail!