Now that I’ve had my newly-acquired vehicle almost
two months, I’ve been wanting to see how it performed on an extended highway
stretch, and since we had some unexpectedly cool weather last weekend, I
decided to take a spur-of-the-moment road trip to Omaha .
I’ve been there a few times before, but they’ve added some new things
since my last visit, and I also decided to venture north of Omaha on I-29 for the first time. Nothing earth-shattering, but a fun and cheap
little getaway weekend.
A ROOM
WITH A VIEW
I just
love being able to see the city from my hotel, and this is the vista from my
room at the Motel 6 University Park just NW of downtown near the
“SMILES, EVERYONE, SMILES!”
I made it a point to check out some local eateries
rated highly by the locals, and one that sounded intriguing was a dive called
Leo’s Diner in north central
“I FIRE
UP THE WILLING ENGINE, RESPONDING WITH A ROAR…”
My new
red machine, a 2007 Ford 500 SEL, may not be a Barchetta, but it’s a beautiful
shade of metallic red, and it performed admirably on its maiden road trip
sojourn. Now that I have an odometer
that measures mileage, I was most pleased to get 28 MPG on the highway, which
is a major upgrade over the land barge I'd been driving. I almost got to witness an accident in front
of me on I-29 too, as some redneck in the little pickup hauling a large
mattress that was blocking his rearview mirror nearly ran an SUV (who was
trying to pass him on the right) right off the road. Was also amused by another
mattress hauler who thought he had it strapped down good on top of his minivan--until
it started raising up in the wind like airplane flaps! We nearly had liftoff...
YOU
COULD HEAR A PIN DROP
This
is the fancy new baseball stadium on the north side of downtown Omaha where they now play
the annual NCAA College
World Series. Quite a handsome ballpark—almost
Major League quality—but it seems like a total waste considering they only use
the place one month out of the year, while Omaha's minor league Storm Chasers
team (the Royals' AAA affiliate) plays in their own new stadium in the middle
of a corn field down in the next county. Why the hell do they make their fans drive 12
miles away from the city when they could be playing right downtown? Apart from making it a shorter drive for the
fans coming up from Lincoln
on I-80, this makes no sense...
MY KIND OF PLACE !
So
nice of the Omahans (Omahites?) to name something after me. Also cool of them to hype my man Weird Al’s
performance at the nearby Orpheum Theater, which I was a night too late to
catch on Thursday. But fear not, coming
next week for a limited engagement at the good ol’ HPAC, Hugh Grant stars in
the stage presentation of "Oh, What A Twit!"
WHERE’S
THAT CONFOUNDED BRIDGE?
This
is a rickety old foot bridge. So
rickety, that they won't even let humans on it anymore. I was standing in
BEYOND
THE BEYOND…
My
first stop when I got to town Friday was a BBQ emporium called Beyond BBQ in a
little strip mall just west of where I was staying. Not too shabby, especially the St. Louis-style
ribs. I don’t know that they’ll be
around long, though—I was their lone customer after 8:00 on a Friday night
until they closed at 9:00, and the place had no atmosphere at all, not even any
music playing overhead, with a World War II movie playing on the TV.Meantime, my Saturday night dinner was even more interesting. I went to a sports bar I’ve heard about for years called Brewburgers on the SW corner of the city and tried their “Inside-Out Burger”, which has the cheese and bacon already built-in. It wasn't bad, but there was one little problem—I took one bite and the thing exploded all over my shirt! Anyway, it wasn’t half as good as the appetizer I ate, "Cajun Nachos", which was chips topped with cheese, Cajun sausages and alligator meat. I didn’t even know gators were edible, and kept having visions of Bobby Boucher’s mama from The Waterboy whooping this up in the kitchen, but this stuff was damn good!
A NEW PLAYPEN
On the way home Sunday I swung down to Lincoln,
which I hadn’t visited since 1991 and was surprised to find a fancy new arena
going up just a couple blocks west of the U. of Nebraska football stadium. Nearly completed and due to open in
September, the Pinnacle Bank Arena replaces the aging