...I don't have to wake up next to either of these creatures on a regular basis! In the words of Fred Sanford: "I'd rather kiss Mighty Joe Young's armpit!" Fuck that--even kissing Meat Loaf's armpit would be a step in the right direction!
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"Well, I feel like pickin' a fight...with anybody who claims they're right...all the preacher men, the politicians, all the critics and the things they write..."--Bob Walkenhorst, The Rainmakers "Reckoning Day" (1989)
He's the funkiest worm in the world!
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- Raytown, MO, United States
- AKA "Sir Rant-A-Lot"/King of useless information. By day, I'm a 49-year-old health-care worker. By night, I'm a 49-year-old hypocrisy pointer-outer and radical moderate.
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