Thursday, January 11, 2007

She's got legs, and she knows how to use them...

MY TOP TEN CELEBRITY LEGS (IN PAIRS) OF ALL-TIME
1) Belinda Carlisle (The Go-Go’s)  Loved to watch her dance on stage in those high heels too!
2) Bebe Neuwirth ("Cheers"/"Frasier")  When she’s not made up as Lillith, she’s hot.  She’s a dancer on Broadway too and she sure looks good in fishnets!
3) Fran Drescher ("The Nanny")  Best enjoyed with the "mute" button on.  The girl that played the oldest daughter on that show had pretty nice legs too…
4) Jane Leeves ("Frasier")  She’s a dancer too—I love that scene where she and Niles are tango-ing and she lifts her leg over his shoulder.  Yeoww!  Got plenty of exposure as one of Hill's Angels on "The Benny Hill Show" too.  (Get it? Exposure! Benny Hill Show! Har-de-har-har...)
5) Anni-frid "Frida" Lyngstad (ABBA)  Put Agnetha’s tush and Frida’s legs on the same body and then we’d really have something to behold!
6) Catherine Bach ("The Dukes Of Hazzard")  Why ELSE do you think horny teenagers like me tuned in that show week after week?  The high drama?  The sublime humor?  The clever dialogue?  The charisma of Boss Hogg?  The "General Lee"?  I think not…
7) Angie Dickinson ("Police Woman")  She’s old enough to be my mother, but STILL has dynamite legs!
8) Tina Turner  Couldn’t possibly leave her off this list, now could I?
9) Mercedes Ruehl (Movie actress)  Awesome legs, but she sometimes gives me the creeps because she looks and talks like Ralph Macchio in drag!
10) Ann-Margret (Movie actress/Dancer)  Like Ms. Dickinson, she's old enough to be my mom also, but she's still got it, too!  Her legs were well-represented in the Tommy movie...