Pacman Fever!

Well, in a thoroughly earth-shattering turn of events, Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones is being sought by authority figures about his possible involvement a shooting outside a titty bar involving his homies—er uh—his entourage.  Couldn't possibly be true, could it?!?  This is damn near as shocking as David Crosby getting busted for drug possession...


Okay, I'm being facetious more than a little bit here—Paris Hilton's in jail but this fucker isn't?  And, is there any doubt that the NFL's current most prolific miscreant is rising high on the list of the biggest dumbasses in sports history?

In fact, here are the current standings:
1) O.J. Simpson
2) Darryl Strawberry
3) Art Schlichter
4) Mike Tyson
5) Steve Howe
6) Adam "Pacman" Jones
7) Lawrence Phillips
8) Andre Rison
9) Denny McLain
10) Ron Artest
11) Jose Canseco
12) Bode Miller
13) Todd Marinovich
14) Tommy Morrison
15) Pete Rose
16) John Daly
17) Tonya Harding
18) Terrell Owens
19) Albert Belle
20) Randy Moss