Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Great new innovation!

I hope the folks at the GalleryOfTheAbsurd website don't mind me pirating this, but Gosh Darnit, it's too funny to sit on!

And it's so idiot-proof, even Dubya can use it—IF he'd remember to remove the lens caps!

Speaking of mooses, I know I've posted this before, but it's one of my favorite jokes of all time, so it's worth repeating...

Q: What's the difference between the Lawrence Welk Orchestra and a moose?

A: Well, for one thing, a moose has its horns in the front and its asshole in the rear...

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