

Q: What's the difference between the Lawrence Welk Orchestra and a moose?
A: Well, for one thing, a moose has its horns in the front and its asshole in the rear...
"Well, I feel like pickin' a fight...with anybody who claims they're right...all the preacher men, the politicians, all the critics and the things they write..."--Bob Walkenhorst, The Rainmakers "Reckoning Day" (1989)
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