Writers, please:
- Stop putting "super" in front of the words model, star and athlete.
- Stop writing "I, for one," since you are never more than one.
- Stop using the word "hero" to describe every person in uniform. It cheapens the word. "Hero" should never be used when describing an athlete. [With the possible exceptions of the late Pat Tillman and Roberto Clemente]
- News networks, stop obsessing for days over one issue to the exclusion of other significant issues. [This means YOU, Nancy Grace!]
- Stop the redundant bashing of President Bush. It has already been said thousands of times, and is adequately recorded. [Sorry, but sometimes I just can't help myself!]
- Stop thinking that your choice for president will change everything.
- Stop worrying about what the Europeans think. They want to love us.
- Try to be more objective. There is plenty of blame to share.
- Take more responsibility for yourself. The government can't guarantee your happiness.
- TV stations, please stop multiple pictures, scrolls, and all that. Cool it with the "breaking news" bit. [This means YOU, Faux News Channel, ESPN, CNN, KCTV-5 in Kansas City, et al]
- Stop putting the suffix "gate" behind every scandal. This is so camp. [Amen, brother!]
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