Sunday, December 31, 2006

Do you believe in miracles? Hell yes!

The planets all aligned properly, the Patriots beat Tennessee, Pittsburgh beat Cincinnati, and somehow, some way, San Francisco beat Denver, and honk my hooter--the Kansas City Chiefs are in the NFL playoffs!

The U.S. Hockey team winning the gold medal in the 1980 Olympics? Hell, that was a parlor trick compared to this! I would have sooner bet on Ted Nugent voting for Hillary Clinton for President in 2008 before I would have plunked down good money on this! Un-bleepin' believable!

Being a card-carrying agnostic and all, I'm not sure if this means anything or not, but today's game vs. Jacksonville was the 666th regular season game played by el Chiefos since they moved to Kansas City in 1963. Did the devil make 'em make the playoffs? Nah, must've been Lamar Hunt...

Meantime, please go to work on your Peyton Manning and/or Marvin Harrison voodoo dolls right away! Dat's who we play next weekend...