Then try my newly-patented "John Madden Drinking Game"! The rules are so simple even Dubya could do it! During any football telecast that Big John presides over, take a drink (of the alcoholic beverage of your choice) whenever Madden:
—Utters the phrase "those types of things" or "those kinds of things."
—Overstates the blatantly obvious (Example: "When the referee throws that yellow flag, that means he's going to call a penalty.")
—Starts talking about spit, slobber, sweat, blood, drool, vomit, pus, or any other bodily fluids when describing a given play or player
—Glowingly praises Brett Favre (Makes no difference whether the Packers are actually playing in the game you're watching or not)
—Makes a totally senseless remark (Judgment call here!)
—Utters the phrase "those types of things" or "those kinds of things."
—Overstates the blatantly obvious (Example: "When the referee throws that yellow flag, that means he's going to call a penalty.")
—Starts talking about spit, slobber, sweat, blood, drool, vomit, pus, or any other bodily fluids when describing a given play or player
—Glowingly praises Brett Favre (Makes no difference whether the Packers are actually playing in the game you're watching or not)
—Makes a totally senseless remark (Judgment call here!)
—Draws crappy pictures with the Telestrator
If you play properly, you'll be sloshed by halftime!
Cheers and Happy New Year, y'all!
If you play properly, you'll be sloshed by halftime!
Cheers and Happy New Year, y'all!
