Unrelated things

I GOT MY ANSWER
I posed the question back on Super Bowl Sunday, "Why does he (Prince) insist on playing that faggy-looking guitar?"  Well, I wasn't paying attention throughout his entire halftime performance, and I must have been in the toilet during the part where he went behind that big screen that silhouetted him while he strategically placed said faggy-looking guitar to make it look like a big phallic symbol.  Oh, that nutty Prince!  Looks like he could've used some Enzyte, though...

YEAH, SURE, UH-HUH, WHATEVER YOU SAY...
That disgraced minister from Colorado who admitted being gay, the Rev. Ted Haggard, now claims he's "completely heterosexual" after just three weeks of "intensive counseling".  Yeah right, now tell me that one again about how the Holocaust never really happened.  Oh yeah, I hear Elvis is still alive too...

CLASSIC MISHEARD LYRIC #5
"Still The Same"—BOB SEGER (1978) "You’re still the same—you still aim high."  I always thought Brother Bob was going for a drug reference here: "You still ain’t high!"

T.V. COMMERCIALS FOR DUMMIES, 101
Who is the simpleton who writes these dopey Enterprise Rent-A-Car TV ads?  First, there was our good friend Biff going to his high school reunion in style in one of their cars.  Now there's the desperate soccer mom on the phone saying, "Hi, Enterprise? I'm here at the repair shop, and I need to rent a car..." and just in case you possibly miss the point, there's a large banner behind the whole scene that says "REPAIR SHOP".  Yup, she's at the repair shop, alright...

WEATHER...OR NOT!
Awoke today to temps. in the low teens, but by the time I got off work, it was in the low '50s here.  I actually managed to get in a two-mile exercise walk and wash my car tonight!  I'm still not buying into the Global Warming thing, though...