Tuesday, March 6, 2007


A few samples of the humor of Ace Frehley:
 "Why can an Irishman only fart 239 times?...cause one more would be too farty."

"I'm gonna name three people who were shot in the head: Abe Lincoln, J.F.K. and the guy who sat in front of Pee-Wee Herman in the porno theater!”

"What did Madonna's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing--they never met."

"I'm gonna have to wear rubber gloves when Anthrax takes the stage!" (November, 2001)

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