Thinking of others...

I'm feeling a little like Casey Kasem today, so I want to send out a few long-distance dedications to those who deserve them:

To Dubya and Cheney: "How Do You Sleep?"—JOHN LENNON
To Rosie O'Donnell: "You Talk Too Much"—GEORGE THOROGOOD
To Pacman Jones: "Folsom Prison Blues"—JOHNNY CASH
To Don Imus: "The Sounds of Silence"—SIMON & GARFUNKEL
To Ken Griffey, Jr.: "Back In The Saddle"—AEROSMITH
To Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson: "Your Cheatin' Heart"—HANK WILLIAMS
To Oregon State Baseball: "Every 1's A Winner"—HOT CHOCOLATE
To Nancy Grace: "Bitch"—ROLLING STONES
To Michael Vick: "I’ll Be Doggone"—MARVIN GAYE
To Barry Bonds: "Try A Little Tenderness"—OTIS REDDING
To The WWE: "The Needle And The Damage Done"—NEIL YOUNG
To Kobe Bryant: "You Can’t Always Get What You Want"—ROLLING STONES
To Paris Hilton: "Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)"—MOTLEY CRUE
To Michelle Wie: "Come Back When You Grow Up"—BOBBY VEE
To Ann Coulter: "Evil Woman"—ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA