"Can't pretend that growing older never hurts..."

Tomorrow is my 45th birthday.  Not sure whether to celebrate or mourn at this point…

DAVID CARRADINE, 1936-2009
I have to say I never really had an opinion on actor David Carradine one way or the other.  I remember my older brother used to watch “Kung Fu” all the time back in the day, but I was only 8 or 9 at the time and found it very boring.  Never got into the Kill Bill movies either.  You can bet the farm, though, that the tabloids and TMZ people must be having a field day over this guy’s death and the alleged lurid circumstances thereof involving the ignorant act of auto-erotic asphixiation.  I probably shouldn’t say this, but I’m going to anyway:  it sounds to me as if DC came and went at the same time…

CHECK IT OUT, LEROY!
Look who’s in rehab, none other than singer Henry Lee Summer, according to this article.  Seems he got busted about a month ago on Meth charges.  I know—it’s not nice to kick someone who’s down, but that mug shot just screams out to be made fun of.  Perhaps Henry Lee hit bottom when he finally realized that trying to follow in John Mellencamp’s footsteps was a dumb idea after all…





DIGITAL TV? MEH!
I guess they’re going to make the big switch-eroo Friday from analog to digital TV broadcasting, unless they postpone it again.  I have cable TV, but I’ve been totally underwhelmed by the whole state-of-the-art fiber-optic poly-unsaturated whoop-de-doo digital thing on Compost, er uh—Comcast, with whom I’ve been at odds over this for about eight months now after numerous service calls.  Half the time, my channels start pixellating at will, the sound cuts out and the picture flashes constantly, and it becomes totally unwatchable.  I was trying to watch hockey the other night when this occurred, and it rendered my Sony Trinitron nothing more than a 27" strobe light!  Meanwhile, the same cable programming comes in just fine on my 19” bedroom TV that doesn’t have the digital converter.  Comcast—it’s Crap-tastic!

NOOO-PRAH!
Anyone read the big cover story in last week’s Newsleak about Oprah?  A very interesting read if you wanna see Ms. Winfrey brought down a few pegs.  Now, before all you Oprah sycophants out there aim your bazookas at me, let me preface my remarks a bit.  I’ve always applauded her for taking the high road on her talk show—thus sparing us the Springer-esque and Povich-ian White Trash Theater palaver of “I’m sleeping with my son’s transsexual midget girlfriend”, et al—and I do believe Oprah means well.  However, I get a little concerned about her omni-presence in the media and the sway she holds over so many people, to the point where Oprah’s fan(atic)s believe in everything she says and advocates/sponsors on her show, not unlike how Rush Limbaugh’s over-sized cult following does, in their own way.  I also agree with the article where it questioned how Winfrey can possibly pass herself off as an “everyday” woman when she’s an unapproachable multi-billionaire and totally out-of-touch with lay people.  Oprah’s constant weight-loss advice doesn’t cut much ice with me when she can’t seem to maintain her own weight very consistently, and I have to question Oprah’s credibility by having Suzanne Somers on her show as an authority on anything—unless the discussion is about being an untalented semi-attractive hack actress who somehow got lucky and made it.

WHAT THE DEUCE?
Total non-sequitur here, but does anybody remember when ESPN2 was called “The Deuce” back when it first started?  Remember how they tried to appeal to the irreverent MTV generation with all the lame lower case graphics?  And Keith Olbermann anchoring “SportsCenter” wearing a leather jacket?  Wonder why it didn’t last…

THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND—THE END
It would appear all efforts to save what remained of Detroit’s Tiger Stadium have failed, as the preservationists were unable to come up with the $33.4 million needed to renovate the grandstand and convert it into a minor league ballpark.  Workers have already begun demolishing what’s left of the stadium.  I’m disappointed, but it’s time to let go—may it rest in pieces…

WHAT A PLAYLIST!
I always get a chuckle at how my iPod shuffles songs and the weird combinations it comes up with.  I almost always listen in shuffle mode, and my policy is to never skip a song—if it’s in my iPod in the first place, there’s a reason why, so no skipping allowed!  Check out the eclectic mix I enjoyed while mowing the back 40 the other night (in order):

Tunnel of Love—BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN (The ONLY time I enjoy hearing anyone yodeling!)
Big City Girls—APRIL WINE
Voices Of Babylon—THE OUTFIELD
Steel Claw—DAVE EDMUNDS
The Mob Rules—BLACK SABBATH
King Of Love—DAVE EDMUNDS
The Song Is Over—THE WHO
Unholy—KISS
Yo-Yo—THE OSMONDS
The Actor—THE MOODY BLUES
Bloody Reunion (Live)—MOLLY HATCHET
Cotton-Eyed Joe—RED NEX
Going To Brazil—MOTORHEAD
In A Different Light—THE BANGLES
Jenny Says—COWBOY MOUTH
Lover’s Night—JANE WIEDLIN
In My Dreams—DOKKEN
Higher Ground—RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Take A Look At Yourself—PAUL REVERE & THE RAIDERS
Across The Border—E.L.O.

How ‘bout that Kiss/Osmonds/Moody Blues triple-play combo in the middle there?  I’m fairly certain those three songs had never been played in succession in recorded history before!  Makes me feel kinda special, in a bizarre way…

WHERE THERE’S A WILL, THERE AIN’T NO WAY…
Looks like the updated Land Of The Lost flick is the latest semi-annual flop starring Will Ferrell, aka this generation’s Chevy Chase.  I’ve never found this hack to be funny in the first place, and it only figures he couldn’t even make a go of an old show that could be easily ridiculed.

"LOTL" was one of Sid & Marty Krofft’s better creations back in the ’70s Saturday morning kids fare, all about a father and his two kids on a rafting trip who go back to the dinosaur age during an earthquake—don’t ask me how!  Great storyline until the guy who played the father got fired and was replaced by another guy who played his brother.  No one bothered to explain how the uncle was able to switch places in the time-space compendium, though.

A little trivia for you:  on the original NBC "LOTL" show, one of the Sleestaks was portrayed by future Detroit Piston Bill Laimbeer.

CHECK ME OUT (AT THE LIBRARY)
For the first time since I was about ten, I am the proud owner of a library card!  At the urging of a fellow co-worker, I decided to take advantage of something I’m already paying taxes on anyway by utilizing my public library system.  I was totally unaware that the Mid-Continent Public Library system here in K.C. had such a great selection of CDs (something a little less stodgy than Ray Conniff and Lawrence Welk!) and DVDs to borrow, much less up-to-date books like the recent biography on “Peanuts” creator Charles M. Schulz (which I almost paid 30 bucks for when it was released), and a 2008 bio on The Who’s Pete Townshend.  Thanks the library, I’m able to bypass my Netflix subscription and borrow the likes of “Hawaii Five-O” on DVD—an entire season at a time rather than just a disc at a time, too.  I’m also able to fill in a few gaps in my music collection by pirating/copying a few old albums that I have on vinyl, but never replaced with CDs (Aerosmith’s Toys In The Attic and George Thorogood’s Bad To The Bone, for instance), as well as some albums I never had at all, like Pink Floyd's Animals.  What the hell, you can’t beat free!

THE ORIGINAL T.O.
My latest DVD view on Netflix is the old Tony Orlando & Dawn CBS variety show box set.  It was your basic typical mid-‘70s variety show, and thankfully, TO&D wasn’t nearly as gaudy or schlocky as the Captain & Tennille’s disasterpiece during that same era.  Orlando seemed to be a good fit for a show like this, given his gregarious personality, and Dawn (Telma Hopkins and Joyce Vincent-Wilson) certainly weren’t hard on the eyes (or ears).  The show debuted as a summer replacement series in 1974, and came and went in intermittent stints for a couple years after that.  As one might guess, their guests were mostly from CBS shows, folks like Ted Knight and Georgia Engel from “Mary Tyler Moore Show” and Loretta Swit from “MASH”, although a later incarnation of the show included George Carlin as a regular and guest appearances by Alice Cooper and the late Freddie Prinze, who was a close friend of Orlando’s.  Prinze was also featured on a fairly poignant special feature on the DVD, shown guest-hosting the “Tonight Show” for the first time in 1976 with Orlando as his guest.  It’s eerie (and sad) to see him in such high spirits that night, knowing that less than a year later, Prinze would succumb to his personal demons and take his own life, subsequently sending Orlando himself into a major downward spiral/depression.  T.O. eventually recovered, and I believe he still performs regularly in Branson as Tony Orlando & Dusk.

GOOD QUESTION/GOOD ANSWER
Physician (To Burt Campbell on “Soap”):  “Are you going to be alright, Burt?”Burt Campbell (having just been informed he had six months to live):  “Apparently not!!”